Thursday, August 14, 2014

Conversations With My Navigator

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It does not inspire any sort of confidence in me when I’m driving down the freeway and my GPS navigator says “now turn left”.

I also think I need to wait until I am actually ON the freeway to turn on the navigation because it does not seem to know the best and closest way to the freeway on-ramp based on where I am.

There is a freeway on-ramp about 2 miles from where I live that will connect to pretty much any freeway I actually need to take. My navigator insists on taking me 4 miles of surface streets across the Valley to get on the freeway.

Directions from my home:

GPS: In .2 miles turn right

Me: No. I’m going straight. The entrance is right up here. I’m not driving all the way across the Valley to get to the other freeway.

GPS: Now turn right.

I ignore the direction and keep driving straight.

GPS: In .4 miles turn right.

I ignore the direction. This prompting continues for the entire 2 miles until I actually get ON the freeway.

I’m pretty sure one the day conversation is going to go like this:

GPS: In .2 miles turn right.

Me: No. I’m not getting on that freeway over there when there's a closer entrance up here.

GPS: Now turn right.

I ignore the direction and keep driving straight.

GPS: In .4 miles turn right.

I ignore the direction.

GPS: IF YOU’RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE MY DIRECTIONS WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU TURN ME ON IN THE FIRST PLACE?????